Whatever happens, happens
How did the hipster burn his hand?

merkovski:

He changed the light bulb before it was cool.

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hipster reading this:

everyone else:

My sister and I all dolled up for my brother’s wedding

My sister and I all dolled up for my brother’s wedding

More Becky logic

Who else am I supposed to lick tequila off of?

Well anyone who’s not my boyfriend